Kids answer questions about Dad.

Posted on 03. Mar, 2009 by ktpoirier

1. What is something dad always says to you?
Make sure to pick up the downstairs, Kyle - Ya know, no matter what happens I still love you.

2. What makes dad happy?
Kaley - when I make a card for him, Kyle - when I make a joke.

3. What makes dad sad?
Kaley - IDK, Kyle - If we're sad he's sad too.

4. How does your dad make you laugh?
He's always making up jokes and being silly.

5. What was your dad like as a child?
IDK

6. How old is your dad?
40 something

7. How tall is your dad?
Kaley - I have no idea, Kyle - 6'3"?

8. What is his favorite thing to do?
Kyle - Play "Call of Duty" and "Command and Conquer", Kaley - Play games with us and spend time with us. Work on stuff.

9. What does your dad do when you are not home?
Kyle - works on stuff, watches stuff, plays his games. Kaley - spends time with Mom

10.If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for?
being a comedian

11. What is your dad really good at?
computers

12. What is your dad not good at?
Kaley - being an artist, Kyle - Wii Bowling

13.what does your dad do for a job?
software engineer

14.What is your dad's favorite food?
Kyle - nuts, Kaley - cheese

15.What makes you proud of your dad?
He's a hard worker.

16. If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
Mr. Incredible

17. what do you and your dad do together?
Kaley - he takes us out to dinner, Kyle - he wrestles with me.

18. How are you and your dad the same?
Kaley - we both have the same color hair, Kyle - we both have the same color glasses.

19. How are you and your dad different?
Kyle - he likes combat video games, I like football video games, Kaley - he has round glasses

20. How do you know your dad loves you?
Because he keeps reminding us all the time.

21. What does your dad like most about your mom?
Kaley - that she is funny, Kyle - IDK

22. Where is your dad's favorite place to go
Kyle - Home Depot, Kaley - a computer place

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While Kyle was praying before bedtime he prayed for God to "...keep the terrorists safe." Well, first we asked him if he knows what a terrorist is. He said yes and began giving us the proper explaination. Then we asked him why he prayed for their safety? He said, "What I meant was for God to keep them safe from hell and I prayed for them because God tells us to pray for our enemies." -What we can learn from the faith of a child.

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