4Poiriers

Our nine year old daughter threatened to "go all gangsta on me" if I didn't stop teasing her... She didn't even know what it mean't. :-)

Kyle was pleading with Keith to have "just a few minutes more" on his Nintendo DS.  Keith said, "Kyle, you've been playing long enough.  It's time to shut down."  Kyle replies, "So you want me to abandon all hope of completing this level?".

Our son saw the sign - No Outlets, on a street and said that he wouldn't want to live on a street like that... We asked why and he said "You wouldn't be able to plug anything in"...  

 Kaley's aunt Tammie was praying for our dinner and at the end of her prayer she said - " and bless and nourish this food to our bodies". We started eating and Kaley asked us what inertia was - we were all a bit surprised that our seven year old would be asking about a scientific principle. We asked her where she hear that and she said - "Aunt Tammie just prayed about it - bless this food and inertia it to our bodies..." :-)

 Kyle was trying to make a joke but started being a little rude. When this was brought to his attention he said,"Ok, backspace!" Like he was trying to delete what he had just said.

 Kaley said, after eating a chocolate munchkin, "I love chocolate so much, I want to marry it".

Kaley was conversing with Uncle Mike O. about how long her hair is.  She proceeded to tell him that Mom said she is going to need a haircut soon because it's Mom's rule that her hair not be longer than shoulder length.  Uncle Mike said, "But Mom's hair is longer than that."  To this Kaley replied, "Yeah, that's because Mom doesn't have rules."

Kyle, after not liking being punished for doing something wrong said, "it's not all my fault". I asked, "who's fault is it then?" and he replied "It's Adam and Eve's fault, if they didn't mess up in the Garden, I wouldn't be doing these things". 

Kyle asked the question, "Why do we need a dictionary when we have parents?". 

Kyle said "There are times when I need to tell you things that are really important...this is one of those times." He then went on to say "I am concerned about some of Kaley's actions...", of course, he was very serious but I couldn't help but laugh at my 'old' 6 year old. 

Kyle came downstairs after having a bad dream and after putting him back to bed he looked at me and said "I wish I had short term memory loss, so I could forget about the bad dream right away". 

The teacher told Renee's class that God is everywhere. Renee, 4 1/2, said that God is right here with us. The teacher said, "He is?" and started looking in the cabinets and under the table. Renee laughed and said that you can't see God. "Well, why can't we see God?" Renee replied, "Because He's blind." (submitted by Beckster) 

 Kaley calls short sleeved shirts "up sleeves" and long sleeved shirts "down sleeves". We're still trying to figure that one out.

"I don't know how it happened, but all of a sudden, soap was all over my arms..." - Kyle 

 Kyle's prayer at devotions tonight, "Dear Jesus, help us to have good dreams with good graphics."