Our son was trying to get us to say he was our biggest accomplishment and after some conversation he said "If I were you, I would take credit for me". No ego there. nope.
While playing video games my daughter, after getting blasted too many times in a row, called her brother "Mr. Shootypants". I can't make these things up.
I was explaining to Kaley that she needed to do what I was asking her to do. I had explained "why" and she wasn't quite accepting that. Finally I said, "You just need to surrender." She replied, "Americans never surrender."